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Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019
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Highway Banshee

(1) Somebody who yells hateful things at you out of his/her window. Most of the time gets really pissed about traffic and thinks that yelling and beeping a horn will get traffic to move along. Usually a middle-aged man or an old lady.

(2) Those people who scream random phrases at you from out of their car window while passing by. These Highway, or car Banshees sometimes make the mistake of yelling at you from a red light. Most likely children with nothing better to do.
Middle aged man: "HEY! Move the f*ck along you whiny b*tch!!"
Me: "SHUT UP you Highway Banshee!!"

Young child: "HI!" "I LOVE YOU!"
Me: "Uggg.."
Friend: That kid was such a Highway Banshee."
by Cymriccat June 13, 2013
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San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}
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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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Nanjical Highway

The feeling you get when on a highway with high embankments. The world starts to spin and the walls are closing in.
A highway cut 20+ feet below grade.
As though nothing could go wrong, with walls like that on each side of the highway, like nan's arms. It was a Nanjical Highway.
by TheMysterDMan January 4, 2023
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Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 29, 2024
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Freedom Highway

A vertical line of hair that extends from a man’s pubic hair all the way to a man’s chest. A more extreme happy trail.
Shit bro, you got to shave that’s not a happy trail that’s a freedom highway.
by Willypoo2 September 25, 2022
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