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germalism

A lowly form of journalism; grubby and/or focussing on the minute and irrelevant. Often happens at the expense of reporting issues in the public interest.
This furore about the Prime Minister scratching her earlobe at a funeral being 'slammed' as an insult to the deceased is germalism!
by TedH August 8, 2012
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german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.
The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.
by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008
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german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"
by roflzorz November 18, 2007
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Gema

A smart,funny girl that could get swept of her feet by the wrong guy. A bit nerdy but in a cute way. Loves her friends to death and enjoys fall evenings. Works hard in school but sometimes gets distracted. Can melt anybody with her big innocent eyes.
She reminds me of a Gema; always in "love" and giving her puppy eyes to get her way.

OMG, I hate how Gema's are cute without trying !
by TheTrueTristian November 28, 2016
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german gas pedal

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
by Steve-O April 23, 2003
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German Space Shuttle

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.
I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!
by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009
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german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.
I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.
by Swedish Bob November 9, 2006
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