Flushie

A mirrored selfie taken with vanity in a bathroom or restroom; either pre- or post flush.

Is that a flushie you just took with your smartphone?
Wait. I really have to take a flushie before going out tonight.

by GottaTakeAFlushie April 29, 2014

finger flustered

While replying to text message you become flustered due to content and suddenly reply prematurely.

The rich exchange of text began on a day when I had begun to reply with something quick witted and sexy. The arousing content flustered me so that I sent it prematurely and coined the phrase "finger flustered"

by Holly Backwards March 27, 2008

Double Flush

The act of flushing the toilet a second time because the first flush did not evacuate all the poo/vomit and tp.

After eating Taco Bell last night my first crap this morning required a double flush.

by Lumpy76 December 12, 2005

Decency Flush

If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.

Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.

Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.

Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.

Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.

by PDXJohnny99 June 25, 2013

flushing the toilet

A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.

My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.

by 3o8 June 9, 2009

flushworthy

flushworthy. adj. the quality of lacking minimal aesthetic plausibility or intellectual heft.

Radiohead's King of Limbs LP is flushworthy. No one would entertain the idea that its creative process produced a good record.

by mybittermoon March 22, 2011

Game Flush

While playing a game/watching a movie etc. and running to the bathroom to pee. A Game Flush is flushing the toilet nearing the end of urination to maximize efficiency so that the player can quickly return to the game. Basically the toilet finishes flushing just after the end of your pee.

Player One: Be right back going to B room
*1 minute later
Player Two: Damn that was fast, did you at least wash?
Player One: Yeah man, did a Game Flush.

by Evan Wade & Ryan Barker January 26, 2007