frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.

After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it

by Eli March 25, 2004

frozen fog

Crazy weather that is in Indiana. Not quite sure what it is but apparently it exists. They talked about it on the news.

Today in Indiana the weather is out of control. Don't go driving as that there is some frozen fog on the roadways.

by Josh Polk June 18, 2005

frozen brain

People who pop 5 xanax at a time.

That man got frozen brain.

by KING_$@VAGE April 22, 2018

Frozen Hoe

According to SpeedSilver, Frozen Hoe is the best mage weapon in Hypixel Skyblock

His thumbnail said it had:
Damage: +9999
Intelligence: +999
Ultimate Wise X

Frozen Hoe is my weapon of choice, we stan

Person one: Wow, cool Frozen Scythe! How much did you get it for?
Person two: Frozen.. WHAT??????
Person one: Scythe..?
Person two: *stab* it's called a frozen hoe.

by Pqmp August 19, 2020

frozen burrito

Scott's word for penis.
used ofen with the word "chris' mom" or "elysia"
used in perverted jokes
used in pervered stories
therefore is used by scott a lot

also, a thing you buy at the supermarket, usually for you're girlfriend.

d00ds i bought this frozen burrito at the supermarket

scott: OMG ROFLMAO WTF do you even know what that means????

STFU u pervert

by Scott's Little Helper- SLH February 16, 2005

frozen fitzgerald

is when you place feces from your partner in a plastic baggy, freeze it, and then insert the frozen log into one of your partners' open holes

"Dude I couldn't believe she fell for the frozen fitzgerald last night it was sick."

by Baku Panurple June 20, 2008

Frozen Chosen

Fundamental, right-wing, Tea Party conservative Christians who believe they are the Chosen of God. They live in the Old Testament instead of the New Testament. They have cold (frozen) hearts towards anyone else that is not of their extreme form of Christianity. They lack compassion for those in need. They believe that our military is Christian and should dominate the world by force; Crusades.

The Frozen Chosen look down on the poor, because they believe that if they were the "right kind" of Christian, God would bless them with wealth.

by Goofyfan November 27, 2011