Feltoning

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

by Cropsy March 19, 2008

Felly

Felony charge

Why they wanna pin a felly on me

by gravoh September 10, 2018

wiping a felt-tip

when you take a dump, and it takes rolls of toilet paper to attempt to get clean. Everytime you wipe you get a mark on the paper.

Everytime you wipe it's like wiping a felt-tip marker. Keeps making a mark on the toilet paper.

by zse June 2, 2010

Fetty

A witty, personable, and seductive male figure. Often does well with the ladies. Someone who consitently gets injured during any type of strenuous activity. Mysterious and unreadable. Extremly masculine. A great friend to have.
#12

"Ah Man, you got hurt again playing softball...you pulled a 'fetty'!"

by michelle jean September 25, 2007

Feltcher

Bob Pickett

I did not know Bob was a felcher until he showed me a picture of him sucking cum out of another man's ass!

by message_tied_to_a_brick May 21, 2004

Felaysh

To have sex with; Fuck.

To get with;makeout with; kiss with.

To get or give oral sex such as fingering, eating out, sucking etc....

Famous expression used in "Superbad" the movie made in 2007. Seth says "I dont want girls to think I suck dick at fuckin pussy where the girls are half as smart and therefore twice as likely to felaysh me."

Jabarous find me some girl to felaysh this weekend.

by Off. Michaels March 6, 2009

Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.

That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.

by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004