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The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus
"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"
by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005
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Felix

Felix is a friend you can always rely on in the hardest of times. He's smart, funny, outstandingly attractive and is great at any sport you can think of. Not to mention he has amazing fashion sense and although he may not get all the girls he definitely deserves them.
Oh My Gosh its a Felix, wish I could be friends with him!
by ItsRealLove August 24, 2016
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Felicity

Gorgeous , Beautiful , sweet , kind girl ; that loves getting naughty when she needs to and friendly always :::
Damn Felicity , Your getting all the boys ... I wonder how ???

Just Use the Felicity Method !
by Unknown🌹 April 22, 2018
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Fred Felch

A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ

The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members

AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.

If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
by Kansas City Fats July 6, 2010
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de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 27, 2006
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Felt up

To be touched on your private parts , with clothing remaining on your body .
He felt up I thought he was gonna go further , but he didn't take my pants off .
by Clo.Bear December 7, 2016
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Shaka when the Walls Fell

Nerd euphemism for "epic fail."

(From Star Trek: The Next Generation
Episode "Darmok")
kid slips on banana peel

Nerd: Ha ha! Shaka when the walls fell.
by planner93 March 20, 2010
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