Fake 

A word that generic, bitchy, teenage girls use to describe the same generic, bitchy, teenage girl that they hate on social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.

Generic teenager: OMG she is SOOOOO fake!!!!! I hate her guts!!!!

Fake by slutsnbublebutts January 8, 2012

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

facesit by Anonymous January 19, 2004

Fake Patty's Day 

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.

I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

Fake Patty's Day by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011

was Apollo 11 fake? 

you're against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend

1. was Apollo 11 fake?
2.your against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend

was Apollo 11 fake? by reeeee vs oof February 27, 2019

Fake ID 

Fake ID basiclly explains itself, it's an ID that is fake.

Usually it's an ID Card that is fake. Usually fake ID's look like real id cards except they have different information. Many times fake ID's are things like driver's licenses with a different age. People might use a fake ID to get into a club, buy a drink, buy tobacco, or to have an ersatz identity. Sometimes fake ID's are for fun to trick ur friends into making u seem important.

NO SPECIFIC PERSON, JUST RANDOM NAMES
1. Gia went to a guy at her school so she could get a fake ID to get into the Razz Jazz Club.
2. I bought my brother a book of fake ID's as a joke to make him seem important

Fake ID by Bboops23 November 7, 2004

facesook 

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

facesook by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

fake friendship

A fake friendship is a non-romantic relationship you have with someone that is not genuine. Either party in this kind of friendship may talk bad about the other behind their back, lie, steal, cheat and ultimately should not be trusted. The worst part about a fake friendship is one or both people in the relationship usually act like they're best friends while in front of each other.

I told this girl, I'm tired of our fake friendship because she always talks bad about me to her boyfriend and makes fun of me all of the time when I'm not there.

fake friendship by Yours truly052012 November 10, 2013