Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006

cyclone ranger

An outsider; an unwanted or exasperating person.

"Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger." The Vapors, Turning Japanese, 1983.

by Vacation Man May 11, 2010

Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

by DanVito December 9, 2008

Cycree

An Indian who like a cyclops has only one eye, with the other one either being blind or lazy

That chick drank so much lysol she became like a cyclops with the loss vision in one eye. Now that's cycree

by shoutingweazl October 14, 2009

Cyclepress

It's what happens to you when you get too excited about something.

"Omg that rollercoaster is making me cyclepress."

by deplore March 26, 2010

Cycle babble

The random Babblings of cyclist as they stop at the lights, its ussually about tyres, bike shorts, the type of energy drink they're drinking, their bike/brands, how far their going and sometimes about human interest. But the last one is on very rare occasions.

Jack: Dude, today i stopped at the lights and there was this mass group of cyclists discussing like tyre pressure and what brand of shorts they were wearing!

Bernard: That's cycle babble for you mate.

by YeahBroIamYourGodSoLikeYeah October 19, 2010

cycle babble

Cyclists talking about tyre pressure, seat height and shoe types

Pulled up at the lights today and the guys next to us were discussing tyre pressure and hard seats and what sort of helmet was best - it was total cycle babble

by babblist October 19, 2010