commercial comfort

Ancient CB* term from the late 1970's meaning "prostitute in area." Experienced prostitutes would travel three-or-four to a car equiped with a CB radio and/or police scanner and cruise truck stops at night. During the height of the CB craze in America, some truckers would stay-up all night on their CB's talking and jabbering in their strange CB codes. The prostitutes would cut-in on the conversations announcing "commercial comfort" had arrived. This would then be followed by hand signals or flashed headlights indicating who their next "customer" was.

The term "commercial comfort" was last heard on the dying CB airwaves as late as 1998, just prior to affordable cell' 'phone plans and the Internet took over.

(*Citizens Band radio)

"Breaker-breaker, this here is Cinderella offering commercial comfort back by the gas trucks. Come back on that?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 20, 2007

commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.

Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.

by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004

cummerphobia

fear of the cummerbunds

-i can’t stand that gc called the cummerbunds

bruh that’s cummerphobia

by cummerbunds February 16, 2021

cammered

To get extremely drunk, vomit infront of you host's younger siblings/ children, and roll in digested spaghetti.

Guy 1: Dude, do you remember what you did last night?

Guy 2: Man, I remember absolutley nothing from last night.

Guy 3: You got completely cammered and now the kids think you're lactose.

Guy 4: Fuck.

by Rzad December 9, 2009

Commershed

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.

I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.

by P'sMum May 8, 2010

Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

cumderstorm

When a guy pisses himself with cum

Why did you change pants?
I had a cumderstorm.

by That's Rude November 20, 2015