cubs

the worst team in all of baseball history. can have a winning season then mess it up some how. see Bartman

Cubs Fan: HA HA your cheering for a loosing season this year.
Sox Fan: So. What do you think you've been doing your entire life...
Cubs Fan: ......
Sox Fan: That's what I thought. Oh! and they'll end up with a losing record this year some how.

by JMac778 May 26, 2007

Curbstomped

The act of fitting your foot inside a vagina

Yeah man I was going crazy last night .I curbstomped my girls pussy

by Bazaroo May 24, 2019

OH CRABS

A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.

OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits

by JaY January 23, 2003

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are a baseball team that overshadow the more competent White Sox. Contrary to popular belief the White Sox have about as many real baseball fans as the Cubs, give or take a few. Most of the Cubs fan base is made up of occasional watchers who figure it would be fun to hang at Wrigley for one or two games each season, not true fans. These fans tend to blame their troubles on preposterous curses and/or other fans (ex: the goat and Steve Bartman), and as long as the Cubs are hovering around .500 they think they're going to the World Series. The Cubs also have talented baseball players who are either hurt all the time (Mark Prior/Kerry Wood) or just can't get it together.

Maybe they should build Mark Prior a bionic arm, then the Chicago Cubs might actually make the playoffs for once!

by emilyattacks May 29, 2007

Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Chabs

is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.

Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"

by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009

curbstone

To put someones mouth on the curb and stamp on their head.

I totally curbstoned this crip!!!

by G-7 December 20, 2008