chabs

The perfectly symmetrical 6 or 8 pack abs you would expect to see on a true, genuine, 100% grass-fed Chad, though some moderately aesthetic chadlites have been seen with them as well.

Dude, look at those chabs on that model...

chabs by fucboi9898 July 2, 2019

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chabs

Having abs that are either hidden or accompanied by stomach fat, can be used to insult people who think they have abs when they really don't. Chubby abs = chabs.

*Man pulls down top*
"Check it out bro, i have a 6 pack."
"No you don't, you've got chabs."

chabs by mcg0060 October 30, 2011

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chabs

The act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. Often performed (But not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.

1. The filthy bastard was pulling a chabs in my living room.

2. Go chabs yourself dickhead.

chabs by Jack Star December 13, 2006

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Chabs

is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.

Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"

Chabs by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009