Chabs

is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.

Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"

by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009

chabs

The perfectly symmetrical 6 or 8 pack abs you would expect to see on a true, genuine, 100% grass-fed Chad, though some moderately aesthetic chadlites have been seen with them as well.

Dude, look at those chabs on that model...

by fucboi9898 July 2, 2019

CHAB

A Crackhead Ass Bitch

Mr Fuchs is the inventor of the word chab and is also the biggest chab

by mega chig bungus September 27, 2020

Chab

A word often used to define other Linux users while live Streaming!

Yo silent Robot ya Chab.

by Sudo Reboot March 30, 2019

chab

This word has no definition, it can mean anything you like.

Thats so chab! (Thats really great!)

What a fucking chab. (That person annoys me)

by TheThirdMan April 18, 2004

chabs

Having abs that are either hidden or accompanied by stomach fat, can be used to insult people who think they have abs when they really don't. Chubby abs = chabs.

*Man pulls down top*
"Check it out bro, i have a 6 pack."
"No you don't, you've got chabs."

by mcg0060 October 30, 2011

chabs

The act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. Often performed (But not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.

1. The filthy bastard was pulling a chabs in my living room.

2. Go chabs yourself dickhead.

by Jack Star December 13, 2006