Cognac Arrest

(noun) A condition which causes loss of memory, motor skills, and inhibitions, and occurs as a result of drinking too much cognac. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: angry/confusing voicemails/text messages, black eyes, and/or legal trouble.

Eric: Yo nig, how'd you get home from the club last night?
Ryan: I don't know, brah. I don't remember shit after I went into cognac arrest.
Eric: SCUMFUCK FOR LIFE!

by MurderDeathKill804 April 21, 2010

carnalval

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.

I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.

by papermachete November 7, 2005

Coinage

Coinage is to guys as cleavage is to chicks. Guys have big money, girls have big boobs.

Girl: Whoa, eric has some major coinage!

Guy: Dude, Check out Cindys cleavage! theres like no gap!

by run4urmony February 27, 2011

Conan O'Brien

A Funny Albino Irish Roman Catholic Who iz Funnier Dan J Leno.

Did u C da Mini J Leno!? "LOL!"

by OLSKOO December 2, 2003

carnival of carnage

the first jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

cornalious senior

A.Rs ass hole
is called "senior" supposedly because he gets more luvin

"hes called senior because he gets more love than junior"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

CornaHOpia

used to describe the vastness of ones whore like actions

Man- "Dude I banged the f**k out of Shanelle!"

Dude- "Man me too!"

Hobo on the street- "I hit that too!"

Man- "Wow, she's just havin one big cornaHOpia of sex this Thanksgiving"

by **Intellect Goddess** December 20, 2008