Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.

Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!

by rghman February 9, 2009

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol

A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

Fucking up my couch

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

by Babs49 January 29, 2009

fuck your couch nigger

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.

*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."

by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006

Couch Flu

Couch Flu is a lack of motivation and energy experienced when in a comfortable/ nice seating position on a couch. The weather may also incur couch flu. The phrase was originally coined by a UCC student in Ireland. The original idea was adopted from the swine flu.

Text message from Rory: Hey are you coming to our 4 o clock lecture on innovation, technology and economic change?

Reply: No man I got the couch flu...

by Ketsy Catombull October 8, 2009

couch talk

Couch talk is an intimate conversation which happens between two people who aren't really that close but during the talk they open up and discover new things about each other. Usually after the couch talk the two people become much more comfortable with each other, often resulting in a friendship or even a relationship.

When did Tim and Jenny become so close?
They had the couch talk last night.

by RussianGod May 18, 2014