Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often

Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night

by Hottub169 April 29, 2019

Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public

Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer

by cancer dancer January 09, 2019

Ear Cancer

Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro.

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !

by Cityofengland12 August 13, 2017

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 13, 2022

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 02, 2020

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

Obama Cancer

Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks

the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck

Examples
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer

by ChildEater6964202121 February 10, 2023