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Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
by puritard November 5, 2018
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Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public
Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer
by cancer dancer January 9, 2019
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Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.
I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.
by arnie123 January 29, 2019
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Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often
Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night
by Hottub169 April 29, 2019
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Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.
patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
by Romanfowl September 1, 2020
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ChokeOut Cancer

ChokeOut Cancer in a Non-Profit Organization dedicated to the fight against Cancer. Who better to fight Cancer than top MMA Athletes from around the world. www.facebook.com/chokeoutcancer
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Join us in the fight to ChokeOut Cancer.
by Youssefpour November 20, 2011
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Lung Cancer

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
by Fortnite Rule 34 June 8, 2023
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