Did you get in that chick's pants last night?
Yeah, but it wasn't pretty down there... no joke, man, I'm talkin' wall to wall carpet.
Yeah, but it wasn't pretty down there... no joke, man, I'm talkin' wall to wall carpet.
by Brad Broach March 8, 2008
Get the wall to wall carpet mug.Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.
by NightHausser December 16, 2009
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A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.
Jeff refused to kiss Jill before fisting her, later that night she ambushed him with a suffocating act of carpet bagging. Jill got her revenge!
by steve steamer February 1, 2008
Get the carpet bagging mug.A girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome
by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005
Get the carpet legs mug.Man with a Carpet on his head.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.
by aDi21cArDs1 October 28, 2009
Get the Carpethead mug.When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"
Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.
Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.
Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.
by Saaame June 18, 2017
Get the carpeting mug.Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004
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