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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.
Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.
by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009
mugGet the confused dickmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Trap Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Trap Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Trap Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
mugGet the Confusedmug.

confusaled

I'm so confusaled
by Rose Brownjohn August 13, 2020
mugGet the confusaledmug.

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?
( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the ( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?mug.

Confused

What what's going on where am I
by Arandomgoat March 4, 2022
mugGet the Confusedmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linguistic Programming Starts In 5.29 nanoseconds And Ends In 7.29 Milliseconds. Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linguistic Programming Starts In 5.29 nanoseconds And Ends In 7.29 Milliseconds. Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linguistic Programming Starts In 5.29 nanoseconds And Ends In 7.29 Milliseconds. Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6>mug.

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