Pussy Boarding

When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.

My gf enjoys pussy boarding my face.

by Kisa22 June 23, 2022

Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.

Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.

by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022

White boarding

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?

Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”

by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022

throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit

That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!

by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022

Water boarding

When you pull out and cum on a girls face resulting in some getting up her nose.

Water boarding- the act of nutting up a girls nose after sex

by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022

Loader Boating

When a male ejaculates semen or a “load” onto a partners breasts and then proceed to shake ones face between them while making sound or “motor boat.”

My face was covered in jizz after I finished loader boating your mom last night.

by Herby8ed October 7, 2022

Beef Boating

The act of motorboating the balls

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.

by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023