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Abortion

What Mrs. Trump should’ve had
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Ann Arbor

Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's what you get from a second rate education.
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor
by Hail to the Victors July 23, 2008
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abortion

The act of terminating a pregnancy.

Many people like to paint abortion as evil and the eqivalent to murdering a fully-developed, conscious human being, which is a delusional argument.

People against abortion are usually religious conservatives that argue that life begins when sperm meets egg. They also argue that every life is predetermined by a higher power, which is a flawed argument because it's really easy to get somebody pregnant, and it was origanally made that way to insure the survival of a species. Once the baby is born, "pro-lifers" then don't care what happens to the child. Most "pro-lifers" don't adopt unwanted children or give money to orphanages. And ironically many "pro-lifers" support unnecessary war, the death penalty, hunting animals for fun and sport, and murdering people on religious grounds. Also a minority of "pro-lifers" take it to an extreme level and bomb abortion clinics and murder abortion clinic doctors and employees.

I'll always maintain the opinion that only the woman carrying the child should be able to choose if she wants to carry the baby to term or not, but I don't think abortion is as bad as everyone makes it out to be. With so many kids in orphanges and a world population of 6.5 billion, and millions of starving people, abortion helps control population, since some people are too stupid to not wear a condom.

One has to ask if people just suddenly stopped having abortions, what would happen to the extra 40 million babies that would be born worldwide each year? This is something "pro-lifers" don't think about.
Whether to have or not have an abortion should be only up to the woman carrying the fetus to decide, not some 80 year old male politicians or the religious fundies.
by starsinthetwilight February 19, 2009
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Falcon Abortion

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.
Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant

Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
by Adolf Jesus hitler November 1, 2010
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abortion

Terminating something that usually incomplete and/or unwanted.

In most cases, an abortion is terminating an unwanted pregnancy. Not because the mother wnats to kill the baby, but because she is not ready for a child, doesn't want a child, or some other reason.

Too many abortions have been carried out in back-alley clinics with unsafe methods and ignorant providers. Women have gotten terribly sick and died because of botched abortions.

A fetus has only been in the world for a few months while the mother has been in the world for years. Both would be missed should one of them die, but the mother would be leaving so much should she be lost.

Abortions, contrary to those who oppose it, actually does help children; it reduces the number of abused/neglected children; if the parents didn't want the baby and end up having it, they (the parents) would become frustrated by the fact that they had a child that they didn't intend to have, leading to neglect and abuse of the child. With abortion, the child won't have to endure the abuse.

Too many "oops" babies have been born and life made hard for the child and the parents; it's the contraceptive, abortion, or adoption.
Abortion must be accessible to all and be made safer so that women won't die or become sick from a botched or faulty abortion.
by Lorelili March 20, 2005
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abortion

the act of taking out an embryo in a woman’s body before it can live outside of the womb. it’s the idea that women have the right to be in control of their own bodies. conservatives will say it is killing a human being, but it’s really a bunch of church sheep who strive for a real life recreation of the popular Hulu series “Handmaids Tale”
Since Martha lives in Alabama, she doesn’t have the authority to be in control of her own body, so even though Tyler raped her and got 5 years in prison, she can’t get an abortion because she’ll be in prison for 99 years.
by mypussymyvoice May 20, 2019
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arborsexual

The unavoidable sexual attraction to trees. This includes but is not limited to wooden objects such as chairs, armoires, and desks. Certain arborsexual tendencies include hugging trees, literary sex with trees, being inexplicably attracted to things of a wooden nature, excluding morning wood.

Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".

"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.
I got a splinter in a place that don't see sunshine. I'm arborsexual.

Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.

Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.
by Area 51 O_O October 2, 2011
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