Good At football. Can do you all up in a bunch together. Likes punching people.
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Alistair Hates Teacher = alastair getting detention = alastair = alastair breaking out of univesity and high school.
by Alistair Sudo 123 February 7, 2022
Get the Alistair mug.A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?
by Not Alistair March 4, 2022
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Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp
by moodyboy March 15, 2022
Get the Alistair mug.To act in a way that is so fucking clinically retarded that it simultaneously generates aids and autism to one who witness the act unfold. Generally, victims of these AIDStistic actions become rightfully pressed and angered by the disease. Often applicable to women and their cuntiness.
Scenario: guy, girl he's seeing, and friend in the back on an uber
Guy: **looks at girl sitting between him and friend**
Girl: being very flirty with friend and leaning in to him, attempting to make out
Friend: looks at guy with confusion and distraught
Guy: "The fuck are you doing. That is so AIDStistic cunt"
Guy: **looks at girl sitting between him and friend**
Girl: being very flirty with friend and leaning in to him, attempting to make out
Friend: looks at guy with confusion and distraught
Guy: "The fuck are you doing. That is so AIDStistic cunt"
by themonkeyisbackinthecage March 20, 2022
Get the AIDStistic mug.Means your don't have common interests that a normal person would. and you'd simultaneously use boring things such as VoiceMod and a soundboard for just being a bitch, and you'd use this to annoy people and makes less people like you.
Average VoiceMod User: Plays the autistic fortnite battle pass song with a reverb fart
Normal Person whos pissed off: dude fuck off! you ACIST. I don't give a fuck what you think in your mind, but this? this bullshit? i don't think so. stop joining random servers just to play gayass audio's and cause madness! fuck you and kill yourself you stupid cunt!
Normal Person whos pissed off: dude fuck off! you ACIST. I don't give a fuck what you think in your mind, but this? this bullshit? i don't think so. stop joining random servers just to play gayass audio's and cause madness! fuck you and kill yourself you stupid cunt!
by DeezNtus April 2, 2022
Get the Acist mug.She is fearless, beautiful doesn't even compare to her beauty. She has dirty blonde hair blue green gray eyes that shine like the stars that twinkle in the night sky. She's short and so is her temper . The most loyal person you'll ever meet. Don't cross her she's a Godess.of fire.
by Xoxo-me April 23, 2022
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