the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

by Nick D February 26, 2004

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To Wife It

To go somewhere with your wife.

Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.

by Big Man Mac January 21, 2008

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not-wife

Your female partner, life partner, significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of girlfriend, lady friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-wife made the best pasta last night." "My not-wife wants to have another baby."

by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013

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Wifee

A serious girlfriend, but not an actual wife.

Person A: It's been awhile brah, hows Wifee? Is that pussy still on point?

Person B: We're getting married asshole, grow the fuck up.

by Tree'd Up February 14, 2009

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Wife

term used in reference to the woman in which a man is the most emotionally involved with & who he feels the most obligation toward. she typically has characteristics which would make her a desirable long-term partner.

Porscha is super badd but I'm out with wife tonight.

by realist63 January 29, 2010

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