A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
Get the whoremone mug.Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
by TCRS* June 17, 2020
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by mami1230 March 7, 2009
Get the whoreman mug.She was having such a problem with her whoremoans that the next door neighbor bought her a ballgag as a christmas present.
by MayCauseSideEffects March 9, 2011
Get the whoremoans mug.A situation where a woman is view as a whore who is good for sex only, and not as a girlfriend or wife material.
A good comeback against women who placed you in the 'friend zone'.
Guy A: "I have a huge crush on this girl who lives right nest door to me. So much that I tend to do nice things for her and help her out with her math homeworks - in hoping that she would notice me. But I don't think she feels the same toward me. She is nice to me, but she doesn't flirt or show any kind of romantic interest toward me like she does toward other guys. I think she just friendzone'd me.
Guy B: "bro forget about her, she is likely a whore/slut who whored herself to countless of guys out there (bad boys especially). Forget about her and put her in the 'whore zone'.
A good comeback against women who placed you in the 'friend zone'.
Guy A: "I have a huge crush on this girl who lives right nest door to me. So much that I tend to do nice things for her and help her out with her math homeworks - in hoping that she would notice me. But I don't think she feels the same toward me. She is nice to me, but she doesn't flirt or show any kind of romantic interest toward me like she does toward other guys. I think she just friendzone'd me.
Guy B: "bro forget about her, she is likely a whore/slut who whored herself to countless of guys out there (bad boys especially). Forget about her and put her in the 'whore zone'.
by Guru of Reason November 27, 2012
Get the Whorezone mug.As there are whores and armenians, the english language likes to combine these two fabulous terms. A whoremenian is one who acts a whore sleeping around like a slag but also as an armenian especially when the padres are around. Some armenian actions include ghetto dancing to armenian love songs, et al.
Lex is a whoremenian.
by ben131415 November 21, 2006
Get the Whoremenian mug.One whom maintains the qualities of being a whore without professional jurisdiction; one who is often judged for being immorally promiscuous.
1. John's whormones came over him when he spent the night with his best friend, Doe's, wife.
2. Doe's wife, Ashlie, has whormones.
2. Doe's wife, Ashlie, has whormones.
by Ava Psueodo August 6, 2010
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