Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.

Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.

by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

waterfat

If someone is fucking fat but doesn’t want to admit it they say this

Johnny: Kevan ur a fat fuck
Kevan: No I’m just waterfat

by bigboikevan February 22, 2020

waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex

"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"

by chairman85 December 26, 2020

Buffalo waterback bitch

A buffalo water back bitch is usually described as a fairly large woman with questionable hygiene and loose morals. Their hair is usually greasy and never brushed but tangled into a messy ponytail. They usually dress in raggedy clothes with holes and stains but has one or two outfits that she rotates when she goes to places other than the dollar general or the Walmarts. A buffalo water back bitches town clothes are usually a couple of sizes too small and very uncomfortable. Even though she looks like a can of busted biscuits the buffalo bitch always thinks she looks good and surprising enough self esteem levels are usually higher than should be. Buffalo back water bitches are usually best suited for loud mouth mongaloids who always crack lame jokes and think they are funny.

Did you know most Buffalo waterback bitches come from Arkansas ?

by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022

C.C.Waterback

Canadian Club Whiskey with water as a chaser. Made popular by the song of the same name by Merle Haggard and George Jones that describes a party and the hangover that follows it.

C.C.Waterback, one tequila sunrise
One's for my achin' head, the other's for my bloodshot eyes
And last night I let it all hang out, I guess that's how my head got sore
C.C. Waterback, I can't stand the pain no more

by ash0925 September 11, 2020

Watergate

The most infamous political scandal in US history that resulted in the resignation of President Richard Nixon and his VP Spiro Agnew in 1974. It centered around a burglery at the Watergate hotel in Washington by the president's operatives to dig up information on his political enemies. The scandal later used a political enemies hit list, firings in the executive branch, wiretapping, threats, the IRS, and intimidation directed toward Nixon's enemies. During Nixon's endictment he refused to surrender tapes to the FBI that he knew would have resulted in his prosecution. Once Nixon knew there were enough votes in the House to impeach him and enough in the Senate to convict him, he resigned in disgrace--the only President to do so. A few months afterward, the new President Gerald Ford gave him a total pardon, allowing him to keep retain his law license. For the rest of his life he continued to deny any involvement in the scandal--at least directly.

Watergate was one of the saddest chapters in American politics in the 20th century. If it weren't for the Watergate scandal, Nixon would go down in history as being a very good President or average at worst.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008