wanksday

Wednesday is a wankers midweek masturbation day.

Wanksday is self gratification time.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011

Wank Royal

A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.

Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.

by smackmyass August 27, 2013

wank twist

Someone who twisted their cock.

John: hey you wank twist!

by Johnbread January 2, 2021

WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

by FABARM October 26, 2018

Wangsap

The combination of Tyler the Creator and A$AP Rocky, derived from Golf Wang and A$AP Mob

They ain't ready for Tyler with the Green Hat, they ain't ready for the Wangsap niggas!

by buttchugs January 12, 2018

hangover wank

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.

wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!

by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011

wankspludge

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond

That essay you did was complete wankspludge

by hezuus September 1, 2009