vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

vandana

Vandana basically means praise or worship.

It's an exquisite name.

You're such a vandana.

by yalolk June 20, 2014

vandalated

A combination of vandalized and violated

He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.

by Sydelgado November 30, 2016

the vandals

awsome underground band who will never sell out to mtv. or i will cry.

coolkid1-do you like the vandals?
coolkid2-hell yeah!
mainstreamkid-who are they? are they on mtv?
coolkids-no. roll over and die, mainstream kid.

by frogirl April 13, 2005

Vandan

-Someone who runs this shit
-Has extraordinary SWAGGER
-Cool and laid back person
-A straight-up BOSS

Look at that cool kid.... man I want to be like him, he mos def is Vandan........

by iced_bling May 17, 2009

Vandalicious

The act of being destructive.

Sarah was very vandalicious at work tonight!

We need to find something to do that is not vandalicious.

by Jcrow917 August 3, 2008

Vanda

A loyal family dog that protects its human pack. If any child stirs in the night a Vanda will jump on their bed until they settle back to sleep then he will return to his place on the floor beside them. Mum’s have been known to say that a Vanda is a one in a million dog.

Vanda is the name of a caring, loving dog.

by StephanieAlanah June 15, 2020