Vasek

The coolest kid on the block. Name is often confused to be Indian because people are blind, illiterate retards. Everyone loves him, he is amazing.

Stranger 1: What's your name?
Me: Vasek
Stranger 1: Is that German?
Me: No, Czech
Stranger 1: Like Czechoslovakian!
Stranger 2: No, Czech Republic

by hamishlb August 26, 2013

No vaseline

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

by wstlngy July 13, 2009

Vasette

Originally a small vase used for display of specimen flowers. Sir Joseph Banks believed to have used the word in his Florilegium compiling the botanical works of many of his peers from the 1700's. The word has more recently taken on a broader meaning, pertaining to any size vase containing flowers arranged within the vase. This being a distinction from a bouquet, arranged within the hand, then tied with ribbon and bow, (often wrapped in paper, cello or other materials) and then placed in a vase.

1/. The hotel manager requests a large vasette to be placed at the entry to the foyer. I suggest 5 foot high blossom to support the orchids and lilies.

2/. Place a vasette with a single peonie on my desk please.

by Vasette August 31, 2013

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.

If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Vassell

A really nice guy who is caring and very fun to talk to. Probabaly one of the only people you would love to rant to.However he can be crazy and viscous if someone makes him mad. He dose what he wants when he is angry. Be caution when to make vassell mad.

Oh no vassell is mad but a nice guy

by Johnnyblack277 March 13, 2017

minge vase

A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.

That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700

by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011

Vasek

An all round top bloke who is really awesome and cool. He has a cool head and plays guitar good too. He is cool and awesome. He is not a embarrassment and he is citizenship of straya. He is good. He is good at maths

Look at Vasek. Damn dat boy fine.

by JamesV Miller August 26, 2013