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vaginite 

The cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite.
vaginite by bentrefler June 2, 2009

vaginalitis 

1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.
So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.

My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.
vaginalitis by Airpace January 16, 2010

Vaginate 

to stow items in one's vagina in an effort to hide item from authorities or others
Katherine vaginated the drugs while law enforcement searched the house for drugs and weapons.
Vaginate by Lela Loo Dumas July 26, 2017

Vaginated 

A person formally known as a male but has been vaginised by a woman. When the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete.
Bill can't go to the football games anymore because he has been vaginated. His wife has him taking Ball Room dancing lessons instead.
Vaginated by Spanglerson September 21, 2009

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.
Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

severe vaginitis 

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.
Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
severe vaginitis by who dat kid? September 4, 2010