twelve
how bored are you. you typed twelve into urban dictionary or look mum(i'm not an american) look how far i can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10, 11, twelve
twelve by theloloman March 15, 2021
Twelve
Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.
Twelve by I like Hot Pockets May 5, 2021
twelve
a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.
Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.
twelve by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 17, 2024
Twelve inches a spade
A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
Twelve inches a spade by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021
twelve o'clock flasher
A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..
I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.
Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.
Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
twelve o'clock flasher by Dass Booty October 27, 2003
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