TSA

TSA, aka The Sexual Assaulters. They take nude pictures and grope genitals of US citizens, children, and grandmothers at airports, while ignoring adult male Muslims.

TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.

Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.
My 95 year old grandfather got TSA'd at the airport by a high school dropout who fondled his shriveled up junk. Grandpa hit him with his cane and was hauled off to the gulag.
by beedogs November 23, 2010
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Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
TSA employs sexually perverse adults, pederasts, who disturbingly perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
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Terrorist Support Association - the people who are supposed to be protecting the country but are helping terrorists destroy civil liberties.
I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.
by liberty_lover November 20, 2010
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An abbreviation for the Toilet Seat Assassin. Someone whose ass is so large that he/she throws the toilet seat out of alignment as they attempt to grab the toilet paper. This pheonomonen has been confirmed and documented in at least one lavatory in Syosset, NY. You cannot stop the TSA, only hope to befriend and contain him.
Damn, that ass was so big she sat on my toilet and broke the shit, The TsA has struck again.

"SAVE THE BOWLS"
by Barfield August 29, 2007
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To grope, like how the TSA does.
You better not hang out with Kobe Bryant, he'll go all TSA on you.
by FarMann November 19, 2010
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Only the broskis are in TSA 🚫
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1. Patting down or groping the genitals of another person through their clothing.

2. Taking an XRAY of the the hip region, in a medical office.
1. I TSA'd her/him (as to feel up another person's genitals or privates through their clothing).

2. We did it TSA style (grouping each other through clothing while being intimate)

3. I got your chest, head and TSA Xrays in the envelope.
by annonATDT November 19, 2010
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