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trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis
by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 1, 2021
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A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
by Coell June 13, 2006
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Tryina

Guy: Hey so uhhh, you tryina fuck later?

Girl: Yeah totes.
by Dill Parke January 16, 2012
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Taylie

Taylies are funny, smart, and very sweet. No matter what mood you’re in She will make you smile. You are a very lucky person if you have her, don’t let her go. They often have brown hair and brown beautiful eyes. She has the cutest laugh and she probably thinks it’s ugly but if you have her. Tell her it’s not . Please she will talk to you whenever you need her and she’s the most amazing person you will ever meet
Oh! She so sweet! Huh, she’s muct be a Taylie!
by PARKER LOWRIE June 13, 2018
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tayliana

A strong, independent girl who doesn't take shit from no one! Very sexy and artistic. Don't get her mad or she will decapitate your ass!
You like Tayliana?! Good luck getting her bro.
by DaddyAvacado May 7, 2018
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i'm not trying

"i'm not trying" is an excuse for people who lost in 1v1s.

It's basically an excuse to get away from the fact that you're actually bad at the game.
You might find this is Roblox fighting games, or other games as well.
*opponent loses 1v1*
Opponent: "i'm not trying"
by MLGYolofade May 27, 2020
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i wasn't trying

the phrase used by wimps after any type of competition. If they lose the competition (game of COD, fight, wrestle off), they say "wow, i wasn't trying." If they somehow win, they say "wow, i beat you and i wasn't even trying"
Guy 1: Yo i destroyed you in COD. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously
by palabra up March 6, 2010
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