trojan rabbit

A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.

-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)

by Bob Smith, Etc. June 15, 2009

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Troopz

Troopz, "The People's Champion"- is the ArsenalFanTv "Rudeboy" of Jamaican-origin. Fan favourite as he makes up nicknames for players when interviewed by host, Robbie. A self-proclaimed advocate of the #Wengerout brigade and rose to fame through his charisma and his way of speaking- consistently labelling people "blud" and "fam"and uses his catchphrase "BACKAGAIN". since Troopz' rise to stardom, he has since begun his own youtube channel "Troopztv" giving his subs gamely vlogs, previews and reviews. Quite simply Troopz is a legend and a hero to all!

Robbie: Hello and welcome to ArsenalfanTv, Troopz, how was the game for you?
Troopz: Ah yes Robbie Blud, Lacabludclaatzette was on fire today fam! BACKAGAIN
Robbie: Haha now Troopz, what about Xhaka's performance today?
Troopz: Blud, he was fuckin awful fam, we need to get him out blud Wengerout Kroenkeout it's bullshit!

by TheNotoriousWeed January 21, 2018

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Trojankiller

Thanks for this. I've done my job really well if you're this pissed off. I posted those definitions back in December because most of the definitions for UCLA consisted of insulting bullshit posted by USC students. A lot of those old definitions have been taken off of the site, but some are still there. It's nothing personal. But if you bash my school, then there's no way that I'm not going to bash yours.

And what did I post in my definitions? I posted proof that UCLA is better than USC. US News rankings, London Times Rankings, total NCAA championships...none of that is made up. You can look it up for yourself. Maybe the truth is too much for you.

As for not having a life, I posted those definitions back in December and I hardly use this site. Meanwhile, you're also using the site to post definitions. Pot, kettle, black.

As for the anti-USC definitions, a lot of them come from South Carolina students. They're not all Bruins. Maybe you just have to come to grips with the fact that a lot of people, even non-UCLA people, hate the University of Southern California.

The Trojan Killer has a fan. Thanks for your devotion.

by Trojankiller April 23, 2005

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