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Trojankiller 

Thanks for this. I've done my job really well if you're this pissed off. I posted those definitions back in December because most of the definitions for UCLA consisted of insulting bullshit posted by USC students. A lot of those old definitions have been taken off of the site, but some are still there. It's nothing personal. But if you bash my school, then there's no way that I'm not going to bash yours.

And what did I post in my definitions? I posted proof that UCLA is better than USC. US News rankings, London Times Rankings, total NCAA championships...none of that is made up. You can look it up for yourself. Maybe the truth is too much for you.

As for not having a life, I posted those definitions back in December and I hardly use this site. Meanwhile, you're also using the site to post definitions. Pot, kettle, black.

As for the anti-USC definitions, a lot of them come from South Carolina students. They're not all Bruins. Maybe you just have to come to grips with the fact that a lot of people, even non-UCLA people, hate the University of Southern California.
The Trojan Killer has a fan. Thanks for your devotion.
Trojankiller by Trojankiller April 23, 2005
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Trojankiller 

A total jackass. Uses urban dictionary to deride USC because he is a bitter loser at UCLA.
Person #1: "Why does Trojankiller hate a great school like 'SC so much?"
Person #2: "Oh, he's probably just compensating for 'something'. Maybe he should, like, find some friends and get a life."
Person #1: "Agreed. What's in the water in Westwood? Are all people at UCLA such sad bastards?"
Person #2: "Judging by the insecure anti-'SC definitions on urbandictionary by UCLA people like Trojankiller, I'd say yes."
Person #1: "Exactly. Fight on!"
Trojankiller by anonymous April 18, 2005
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