Travelista

A travelista is like a fashionista--but for travel. The fashionista is always up on the latest fashion trends and always looks top-notch. The travelista is always traveling to some new and exotic locale and is not dissuaded by any world turmoil or even wars. For example, the travelista will go to an exotic resort nestled in the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. Arab spring? According to the travelista, this is the best time to travel to Northern Africa. It is more exciting that way! Traditional European cities are old hat to the travelista.

The travelista rolled her eyes at her friend's announcement of a vacation to Rome and Florence--she'd prefer a trip to Abu Dhabi or Az Zarqa.

by CLIOTHEMUSE September 6, 2013

Travisty

To be overly dramatic about a disappointment, a let down, bummer or something tragic.

John : I was walking down the road when I reached for my last cigarette that was behind my ear and I noticed that it has been completely ruin by sweat.

Travis: That is a Travisty!

by Tab1488 June 13, 2017

travelitis

the mental paranoia that occurs during planning for a trip and packing for a trip that causes extreme worry about the actual traveling day and a raging fear that you will forget something.

Rebecca has travelitis; she's checked the weather fifty times and repacked three times and is constantly checking to make sure what time the flight leaves.

by sugardarlingholly May 1, 2011

tragesty

n. An event that is both tragic and a travesty.

'Guillotining an innocent woman for stealing turnips is a real tragesty.'

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

travesty

a terrible tragedy, something very bad

I was so hungry, what a travesty that the fridge was empty!

by Ashley Haylip February 5, 2005

travisty

When you spend days building an awesome rig of hackable cyber systems and a guy named Travis unplugs his laptop and your entire rig.

We were all set to go until the travisty struck and we lost weeks of work!

by nebulator October 11, 2018

Beer Travelator

The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.

Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!

by FatBob January 21, 2004