Definitions by FatBob

Beer Travelator 

The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.

Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!

Beer Travelator by FatBob January 21, 2004

Peanut Buffer 

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

Peanut Buffer by FatBob May 15, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab 

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

Badly Packed Kebab by FatBob May 15, 2003

Yoghurt 

Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc

I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.

Yoghurt by fatbob May 11, 2003

largered 

Term used to described someone who is pissed.

Look at him, he's totally largered.

largered by fatbob May 11, 2003

Scratter 

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

Scratter by fatbob May 8, 2003

monged 

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

monged by fatbob May 6, 2003