FatBob's definitions

Beer Travelator

The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.

Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!

by FatBob January 21, 2004

largered

Term used to described someone who is pissed.

Look at him, he's totally largered.

by fatbob May 11, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

by fatbob May 6, 2003

Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

by FatBob May 15, 2003

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

Yoghurt

Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc

I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.

by fatbob May 11, 2003