Cleatus's definitions

Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

tragesty

n. An event that is both tragic and a travesty.

'Guillotining an innocent woman for stealing turnips is a real tragesty.'

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

Chinegro

n. A person of mixed Chinese and African ancestry. Also see Vietnamegro.

With a name like Da'Shawn Chang, he must be Chinegro.

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

CONCUSIONATOR

One who wacks his wang very often.

Ru is in their giving his johnson a
concusion.

by CLEATUS November 12, 2004

Japanegro

n. A person of mixed Japanese and African ancestry. See also Chinegro and Vietnamegro.

This place is overrun with Japanegros!

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

Cach

Cach means: booboo, poop or o dookey

Man my stomach hurts i gotta o take a "Cach"

by Cleatus September 30, 2003

dog bitten slugs

The outer labia, or "lips", on a lady. Showing obvious signs of wear and tear.
To qualify the labia must be severly enlarged, and protuding grossly from the general "snatch" area.

She was so chewed on down below, she looked like she had two dog bitten slugs.

by Cleatus March 8, 2004