King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 01, 2023

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 07, 2021

Thistle

Another word for doing your thing, handling your business.

I did my thistle/thing as an entrepreneur and now I’m a rich man.

by Mrzay January 29, 2019

Thistle

Usually associated with a team or group of people. Mostly, made up of hooligans and chavs. They tend to be very shit at sports, mainly football.

“That game was awful. The team played like Thistles.”

by PureFacts123 February 13, 2020

Thistle

If you are named after a flower and a girl gives you a thistle, she is falling in love with you.

I'm falling in love with her so I gave her a thistle

by swaggy thistle March 29, 2022

thistle

a bright bay mare who competes in 1.20m british showjumping and novice (1.10m) british eventing. You'll never have a horse like her.

have you seen how good thistle is

by mbt14612 May 30, 2020

Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 08, 2021