Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

Thistle Party

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

by Thistle party August 30, 2014

Thistle get prickly

Or "thistle get thorny".

Put on some leather work-gloves before clearing out da overgrown area in da back yard for da new flower-garden --- thistle get prickly!

by QuacksO December 18, 2025

Thistle

If you are named after a flower and a girl gives you a thistle, she is falling in love with you.

I'm falling in love with her so I gave her a thistle

by swaggy thistle March 29, 2022

thistle

a bright bay mare who competes in 1.20m british showjumping and novice (1.10m) british eventing. You'll never have a horse like her.

have you seen how good thistle is

by mbt14612 May 29, 2020

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023