Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021

Thistle Party

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

by Thistle party August 30, 2014

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

thistle

a bright bay mare who competes in 1.20m british showjumping and novice (1.10m) british eventing. You'll never have a horse like her.

have you seen how good thistle is

by mbt14612 May 29, 2020

Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

Thistle tail

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.

She is so thistle tailed in those jeans.

by Abby Dude February 5, 2018

Thistle

If you are named after a flower and a girl gives you a thistle, she is falling in love with you.

I'm falling in love with her so I gave her a thistle

by swaggy thistle March 29, 2022