Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
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In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
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A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.
What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
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Get the burp the worm mug.Becky would swallow the worm when giving head, as long as it didn't taste bitter. Otherwise she would tell you to aim that shit toward yer' belly.
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Get the slurping the worm mug.Another example of beating your meat but in this subject when you are beating a slimy wet dick ,never for sad days was created for virgins
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