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teletubbies 

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show
JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

teletubbies 

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies
The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.
teletubbies by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

teletubbies 

bears that come in five different colors. or was it four?
teletubbies by Teletubby March 16, 2003

teletubbies 

4 color "people" in a tv show. thèy`re naked, and they`re scary.
my sister saw it once 2 years ago and still doesn`t want to watch tv, because she`s tooo scary. too good she didnt see barney!!!
teletubbies by kurt`s girl May 8, 2005

teletubbies 

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.
the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!
teletubbies by meh June 18, 2006

Teletubbiesex 

When tinky winky and dipsy come together to fuk and they get cum everywhere all over noo noo and he slurps it up cause he thinks it's custard
Teletubbiesex: a story written by me. well I mean who else.
Tinky winky and dipsy walked to the hill.
Dipsy: so tinky you needed something? -gets pushed down by tinky-
Tinky: -shoves cock in dipsy's mouth-
Tinky: like it, you little slut?
Dipsy: -nods yes-
Tinky: since you like it, let's give you more.
Tinky: -pushes dipsy farther in-
Dipsy: -deep throats it-
Tinky: you've been a good boy, good boys get rewards...
Tinky: -cums in dipsy's mouth-
Dipsy: -swallows it all-
Dipsy: ah that was so good tinky.
Tinky: well mind if I return the favor?
Tinky: -kisses dipsy's tip-
Dipsy: ah!
Tinky: -starts sucking-
Dipsy: -bites lip- ah tinky w-winky you're d-doing great! -grunts-
Tinky: -takes cock out of mouth- you like it? cause I'm going all in.
Tinky: -starts sucking while massaging dipsy's balls-
Dipsy: oh! -pushes tinky farther-
Dipsy: ah I can't hold back tinky I'm gonna cum!
Dipsy: -cums all down tinky's mouth-
Tinky swallowed it all and looked and dipsy with a grin. He knew what they had just done. And he knew they'd do it again. And that's tinky winky and dipsy coming together to fuk and they really did get cum everywhere and noo noo slurped it all up. well guess I was right.

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Well since you're still here good job at making it through...that.

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