Tardiness

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

TARDIS

A blue box a alien time travels with

i went into the Tardis

by banana_128 December 2, 2020

Tardy

A party for retards or A Retard Party.

My brother is kind of "special," I attended his Birthday tardy the other day.

by Re Tard Jr. July 2, 2008

Tardy

Not totally conscious of reality.

"Tardy Jackson Pleads Innocent."

Source: Reuters news brief, Fri Jan 16, 2004

by ckg January 17, 2004

tardy

A person usually becomes tardy when they are over-tired, have had too much sugar or are possibly drunk.
They say bonehead things and act like complete fools.

"James please stop acting so friggn tardy. Just calm down or I'll have to make you leave."

"I hate spending time with these tardy people!"

by *Barbie July 25, 2006

tardis

Slang for vagina that is bigger on the inside.

"Wow that tardis was definately bigger on the inside! My doctor had loads of room!"

by batmum July 27, 2006

tardis

(n.) Used as a retort or randomly placed statement to anything or at any given time. Invariably followed by the exact same retort, for as long as the many tardi can keep it up.

Person 1: "Man, I just landed the plane in Top Gun!"
Person 2: "You're a tardis."
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
Person 2: "No, you're a tardis."
Person 1: "No, YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 2: "YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 3: "You're BOTH tardi."
Person 1 and 2: "You're a tardis."

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*Long silence*
Person 1: "You're a tardis."

by {{PseudoNymX}} January 13, 2008