tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

tardese

Noun. The language of the tards. Mostly includes autistic screeching and drooling.

The tard asked me in his native language, tardese, where the shitter was.
"Neo hoy me moi," he said in tardese.

by Tardese Speaker February 25, 2017

Tradies Milo

When you accidently ash your cigarette in your beer and drink it.

"ahh mate you just ashed ya dart in your beer, want me to grab you a new one?"
"Nah mate I dont mind a bit of the old Tradies Milo"

by Pobaski July 19, 2020

Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.

Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.

by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022