set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

typology

A (pseudo)science which organizes people into groups based on their core motivations, how they think, and what they do. It's used for personal growth and just for fun as a hobby. Examples of popular typology systems include Meyers-Briggs (MBTI), Enneagram, 4 Temperaments/DISC, Big 5/OCEAN, Socionics, Attitudinal Psyche, and 16Personalities (ew). And no, astrology is not typology.

JP: "Have you ever heard of typology before? It's really cool. It helps you learn more about yourself and others!"
Everyone: "Shut up"

by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022

Topol-M

Currently the most advanced ICBM in the world. Deployed by Russia, this missile is immune to any ABM system in existance today. Carriying up to 3 nuclear warheads it can hit a quarter from over 11,000km with 97% accuracy and a 50-100m error margin.

Topol-M is a hell of a missile.

by CCCP November 12, 2006

TapouT Bitch

Small, weak or otherwise insufficient human beings who wear excessive amounts of TapouT clothing in order to appear tough. Could also be described as a "walking billboard for TapouT." This does not refer to TapouT fans or fight fans who only own 1 or 2 TapouT items.

Person 1: That guy must be a tough fighter because he's dressed head-to-toe in TapouT gear.

Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!

by TitsMagee10248 January 6, 2009

Tadpole

A young man that goes out with an older woman.

It's sad how Anna and her tadpole get all these stares from the close-minded, just because of their differences in age.

by Neon October 16, 2003

Tadpole Slut

A female who has slept with so many men she is "full of" tadpoles.

that tadpole slut strangers swimming in her uterus they've created their own swamp society in there!"

by 12blah June 30, 2014

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009