Tabled

To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
by Zkello March 01, 2009
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The table

1) Another name for James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu

2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.
James Hetfield:
I am the root

I am the progress

I'm the aggressor

I am the tablet

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by Dave Mustardstaine December 30, 2012
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Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.
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Table

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES
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TABLE

I GOT A TABLE
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Table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?
John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
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tabled

Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table
Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled
by irishhellgirl June 05, 2006
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