leavethisprofile's definitions

Fortnite

A multiplayer Battle Royale shooter many kids play for at least 9 hours a day

I brought my golden scar from Fortnite to school and got a 25 kill victory royale today.

by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018

Table

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.

Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.

by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018

Wazalama

To rejoice;
To celebrate

Person 1: “I’m going to Wazalama tonight”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up”

by leavethisprofile January 5, 2022