porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007

Man Starch

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

Undie Starch

After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.

After bangin Tina, it seems my penis has gone and made some undie starch. It is almost bullet-proof.

by Vandie August 15, 2006

Starchies

Heavily starched and creased jeans.

man my starchies could split a melon in half.

by x August 24, 2004

Starcher

a crazy person you dont mess with

"hey man dont fuck with a Starcher, you'll probably get ur ass beat"

by commonthug February 20, 2009

Starch'd

To relieve an AWOL person of his duties behind his back, ignore his attempts at trying to get in contact with him, and then to sleep with all thirty seven of his Persian sisters and the occasional gay brother.

I go away for 2 minutes and the Bastard Starch'd me!

by The one who got Starch'd March 3, 2010