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Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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Compton Sandcastle

When you sutff a garbage can until you can absolutely fit no more in it, and when you go to throw it in a dumpster upside down, the bag stays on the can, but the garbage itself goes into the dumpster, but comes out like sand from a bucket at the beach.
I took the trash out to the dumpster and made a Compton Sandcastle.
by notfunnyhahafunnyqueer February 21, 2011
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Sandcastle

-Noun
Another term for A member of the male anatomy, or his penis.
His gens, His shlim shlam, his wiggle tugger, his wenis
Marc: Another penis picture post... never gets old.
Lil: Oh wow that was a penis? I thought it was a sandcastle.
Marc: Omg lmfao
Lil: see? his hand looks like the sand.
by Phroom July 23, 2009
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standstill

A standstill is a human being who struggles to associate with social norms. They very rarely talk and are known to linger outside social groups. The term standstill is derived from their tendency to stand near people but with no interaction.
"Why is he being such a standstill today, I have had enough"
by GWanker96 February 22, 2014
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Stanistan

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*
Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares
by Roasted beans March 1, 2022
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stanist_

stanist_ is an editor who makes very cool and hot (sometimes sad😒) madness combat edits.
Btw, @deimosswifecanon wrote this for stanist_
by deimoswifecanon May 17, 2022
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sandcastling

The act of whining so incessantly that a medieval fortress could conceivably be built from the ample sand dunes blasting forth from your vagina.
Goddamn! Bob's been sandcastling so hard about his job, I could swear we're at the beach.
by b3s January 7, 2010
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