Definitions by Dustinj321

Screaming patch snatcher 

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!

Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!

Screaming patch snatcher by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017

Sloppy sandcastle 

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.

I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!

Sloppy sandcastle by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Fire in the hole

When you are banging a woman from behind, and you squirt Tabasco on your cock as lubricant.

I was banging that chick from the party. while I was banging her, I remembered that she insulted me earlier, so I gave her the fire in the hole treatment!

Fire in the hole by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

Salty hurricane by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Sparkling dinner treat 

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

Sparkling dinner treat by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Blind pufferfish 

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

Blind pufferfish by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017