Dustinj321's definitions

Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!

Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!

by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017

Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.

I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Fire in the hole

When you are banging a woman from behind, and you squirt Tabasco on your cock as lubricant.

I was banging that chick from the party. while I was banging her, I remembered that she insulted me earlier, so I gave her the fire in the hole treatment!

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017