Standard

a word to describe something which goes without saying

that bitch is standard

by Edstandard September 4, 2011

no standards

When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate

Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards

by Sumborino February 21, 2017

standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

by RopeSnake November 4, 2017

Standards

Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.

E.g 1

"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"

- "Standards!"

E.g 2

"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"

- "Standards!"

by R34P3R200686 July 20, 2009

Standards

Something I don’t have

You don’t have standards

by Cunt bag bitch face December 8, 2017

Standard

1. Used to describe someone devoid of defining characteristics that might make a person interesting, extraordinary, or just simply worth devoting time or attention to.

2. Lacking intelligence and unable to socialize on even an elementary level.

3. Annoyingly frustrating because of the above

Amber: Have you seen these pineapples on t-shirts and shit?

Suzie: OMG yeah, I can't even with that stuff. It's so standard!

by Chenners August 17, 2018

Standard

A specified amount of money that is common "standard" as a donation for specific supporting events.

Aye, does anyone got a standard for me to borrow to get into this event?

by CRKT 214 April 26, 2011