Squinting your eyes on purpose to make your eye width to length ratio better. Part of looksmaxxing (but this time it's retarded and doesnt work)
Brainrotted incel: Yo bro have you tried squintmaxxing?
10/10 facially attractive Chad: No what the fuck is that.
10/10 facially attractive Chad: No what the fuck is that.
by autisticincel August 20, 2023
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Get the Squina mug.when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look
A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...
by squint eastwood August 25, 2008
Get the squint eastwood mug.Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"
by T.Wilson November 16, 2012
Get the squinch mug.Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)
by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015
Get the squint scale mug.A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
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unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.
for example, did someone just say my name?
squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?
squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?
by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007
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