When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.
I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*
by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015
Get the Slorking mug.1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.
Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.
Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.
by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010
Get the snorkling teabagger mug.a term which one may use to humour a situation or insult a peer in an amusing fashion. Often used by males about women to describe a womans sexual desire for that individual male.
Telling a friend:
Kyle: "Jade is so wet for me i need a snorkle when i go down on her."
Zac: "i know man, i heard its like an ocean."
This would be the action of 'snorkling'
Kyle: "Jade is so wet for me i need a snorkle when i go down on her."
Zac: "i know man, i heard its like an ocean."
This would be the action of 'snorkling'
by S-man123 March 16, 2012
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Get the SNORKLING IN THE CHOWDER POT mug.Let's go snorfuling at the beach.
by Mackanne June 7, 2010
Get the Snorfuling mug.someone who watches Jersey Shore!
by kyssme March 8, 2011
Get the shoreling mug.A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.
"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"
"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."
"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."
by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012
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