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Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists
by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018
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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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Skeet Rash

n. Semen that has been allowed to dry on the skin after oral sex or sexual intercourse.
"Oh gross, Dick gave you skeet rash"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"
by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003
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skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.
Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.
by chuck duece July 30, 2010
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Skeet Sniping

The art of pulling out of a fuckhole (other than her face) seconds before busting a nut, and without changing positions, the skeet sniper acquires a target quickly and accurately spattering it with jizzum. Beginners tent to aim for the belly button or a nipple. Veteran shooters will target and take out an eye, nostril, specific tooth, the part in her hair, or combinations.
Skeet sniping advanced tactical maneuver:
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"
by GoodGoon November 28, 2012
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skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."
"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug
by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016
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Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.
"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"
by winningmormon February 22, 2012
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