Surgleyfonk

One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works in which he described, in minute detail, the design for a time travel machine. Late in the 20th century, these journals were sold to Microsoft Corporation in order the fund ongoing anthropological quests for the Holy Grail by a private historian, based somewhere in the former USSR. It is believed that the forthcoming Windows release, Longhorn, will contain time travel capabilities which are currently under development at Microsoft's Redmond HQ, under the project name "Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET".

Have you got Service Pack 2 for Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET yet? It's important; it corrects a potentially harmful exploit in SPACETIMECONTINUUM.dll.

by pickles March 10, 2005

Snurgling

Cats Kneading

The Kitten was Snurgling it's mother to get her to produce milk.

by Dissa1 October 3, 2016

Snurgling

Someone who sniffs seats (such as office chairs, Bicycle seats or underwear) for sexual pleasure, hoping to smell either farts or juicy whiffs.

I saw Chris Snurgling my girlfriends bike last night so I punched him in his happy sacks. He's such a dirty snurgler.

by phillwillkill July 27, 2011

turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

smurgly

A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.

Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

Skurge

A man who was born in L.A. , moved to N.Carolina, then relocated to Sacramento California and co-created Sammie Award Winning Rap group Righteous Movement. Righteous Movement went on to win such awards as "Outstanding Contributors to the Scene" and "Best Hip Hop". Labeled "The Restless Pestilence", Skurge's style is abrasive and meant to torture the wack. Thus the word Skurge can be used as a verb. To Skurge a beat is to attack murk it wit ferocity. The same can be said of Skurging a beer.

"I got 5 minutes left on my break, so I'm fixin to Skurge this Big Mac, and holla at u when we clock back in."

by The Skurge August 20, 2009

snurgly

Noun: An event that results in an impediment to a specific outcome. A snurgly is a temporary impediment and that it is necessary to regroup and then kill someone before the before surging forward.

Snurgley is not the same as fucked, as fucked implies there are no solutions to the problem.

The negotiations have hit a snurgly.
We have been snurgled

by PatDB October 3, 2006