God of the bass. Known to hang out with Nasty Maggots. A Cabbage Night Orchestra staple. All tremble in his presence, not due to fear, but rather to the low-frequency rumbles from the 4-stringed instrument of Satin (not Satan, but Satin – dark overlord of the underworld of disturbing artwork). “Sinister Finister”…the uttering of his very name causes your car to stall, your guitar to detune or snare drum head to break. An evil, evil presence which must be stopped in our lifetime, before somebody pokes an eye out.
Man, I went to see the Nasty Maggots last night, and Sinister Finister was there, and after the show on the way home, we were talking about him, and my car stalled!
by Slashy J. Izzbourne October 30, 2004
Get the Sinister Finister mug.A young (commonly 11 - 14) female who claims to be a 'fan' of Bring Me The Horizon, when in reality the only Album they know/like is the band's 2013 Album Sempiternal, only like Oli Sykes (lead singer) And ignore te existance of the rest of BMTH. They will get utterly confused if you mention past Albums (when they created Deathcore genre) - This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For (2004), Count Your Blessings (2006) and Suicide Season (2008). It is advised not to approach them.
BMTH Fan: Look, there goes another Sempiternal Fangirl
Sempiternal Fangirl: omfg Oli Sykes is so f-ing hot, wanna listen to Sempiternal?
Sempiternal Fangirl: omfg Oli Sykes is so f-ing hot, wanna listen to Sempiternal?
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Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.
You sinister child!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Get the Simpist mug.(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.
Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"
Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"
Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"
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